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Goodbye to Blears - apologies to Tom Dooley

   

I met her at the TUC Congress in Brighton, what an irony
Met her at Brighton, where we shared a table with Dr Bari
I was surprised by a cabinet ministerís lack of substance
Thankfully the lady with the smirk has her comeuppance



Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Old girl, youíre bound for the pig sty

She didnít want to talk about Communities
And was more interested in banalities
We wanted to ask ñ ìWhy marginalise the MCB?î
We wanted to ask ñ ìWhy politicise the HMD?í

Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Hang down your head and cry (ah-uh-eye)
Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Old Girl, youíre bound for the pig sty

This time tomorrow,
reckon where you wíll be
Because of your dodgy expense claims,
Very far from the CLG (well now, old girl)

Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Hang down your head and cry (ah-uh-eye)
Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Old Girl, youíre bound for the pig sty

You lectured to us that ëupholding shared valuesí was a must
Your friends at Policy Exchange advised you to be more robust
You took your cue from Martin Bright
Were you ever a socialist, but always a socialite?

Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Hang down your head and cry (ah-uh-eye)
Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Old Girl, youíre bound for the pig sty


You were most annoyed by Daudís statement for Palestinians to be free
And wanted him sent to Coventry
But Alhamdu lillah ìAllahu khayr ulmakireenî
While you will be spending more time in Salford Green!

Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Hang down your head and cry (ah-uh-eye)
Hang down your head, Hazel Blears
Old Girl, youíre bound for the pig sty

I met her at the TUC Congress in Brighton, what an irony
Met her at Brighton, where we shared a table with Dr Bari
It wasn't an eventful meal
You didnít notice this guy called Jamil




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